THE CULT OF LNJ

 
 
 
The Cult of LNJ
THE CULT OF LNJ

John is alone | John speaks with imaginary Lilou | Imaginary Lilou is hungry

John: Since we haven’t written any blog post for a couple of weeks now, it is time to give you, our beloved readers something to digest before we get enough energy to start writing again. Furthermore, as I am alone at the moment, I will be having this conversation with an imaginary projection of Lilou in my head, as I believe she would answer.

Imaginary Lilou: Just get on with it.

John: Okay. We have prepared a short personality test for all our fans, together with a brief introduction to the now world famous cult of Lilou & John.

Imaginary Lilou: Boring! Is this over soon?

John: Yes, my little sweet honey badger. I just want our readers to know where they can find information on how to move forward in life at the same time as they get a deeper understanding of the origin of the universe.

Imaginary Lilou: They can go to a shrink instead.

John: Yes, they possibly could, or they could answer our 7 questions which will help them discover who they really are.

Imaginary Lilou: I know what I am. I am hungry.

John: Yes. I understand that. For all our readers, please go to The Cult of LNJ and don’t forget to post your result on social media to annoy the bolshevik bourgeoisie.

John is alone | John speaks with imaginary Lilou | Imaginary Lilou is hungry

John: Since we haven’t written any blog post for a couple of weeks now, it is time to give you, our beloved readers something to digest before we get enough energy to start writing again. Furthermore, as I am alone at the moment, I will be having this conversation with an imaginary projection of Lilou in my head, as I believe she would answer.

Imaginary Lilou: Just get on with it.

John: Okay. We have prepared a short personality test for all our fans, together with a brief introduction to the now world famous cult of Lilou & John.

Imaginary Lilou: Boring! Is this over soon?

John: Yes, my little sweet honey badger. I just want our readers to know where they can find information on how to move forward in life at the same time as they get a deeper understanding of the origin of the universe.

Imaginary Lilou: They can go to a shrink instead.

John: Yes, they possibly could, or they could answer our 7 questions which will help them discover who they really are.

Imaginary Lilou: I know what I am. I am hungry.

John: Yes. I understand that. For all our readers, please go to The Cult of LNJ and don’t forget to post your result on social media to annoy the bolshevik bourgeoisie.