BUCKET LIST

 
 
 
Bucket List
BUCKET LIST

John tries to be cool | He isn’t | We learn what Lilou & John want to do before they die.

John: Alright, I wanna use contractions like “wanna” and call you baby, because it’s time to be loose and leave our comfort zone. This is our grand bucket list of 2019. So, that means the top ten things that we want to do before we die. Dying isn’t fun I guess, but someone has to do it. Do I sound loose now?

Lilou: Very much so, dear. The Ancient One said, in Dr Strange, that death is what gives life meaning. I believe that.

John: That was profound. You are messing up my loose flow here.

Lilou: Sorry, love.

John: I forgive you my love. Or should I say, thaz righty-doo, sis?

Lilou: What happened to “baby”?

John: Let us not linger on with that topic. Let us instead race ahead and get all groovy. What is number ten on our Bucket List?

Lilou: This is gonna take forever, can’t we just write the list here, you groovy man, you?

John: Ok. Fasten your seatbelt and crash the car. Here we go:

1. Bring free speech to the world.
2. Travel all the world without getting blown up.
3. Publish another mind-blowing book that is ten years ahead of its time.
4. Receive more mails saying “I’m alive because of you guys”.
5. Revolutionize the world of art.
6. Remarry in Budapest.
7. Buy an apartment overlooking the Danube.
8. Record another album that will re-define music history.
9. Quit our day jobs and work full time as the 8th wonder of the world.
10. Become BFFs with at least three far right wing presidents.

 

John tries to be cool | He isn’t | We learn what Lilou & John want to do before they die.

John: Alright, I wanna use contractions like “wanna” and call you baby, because it’s time to be loose and leave our comfort zone. This is our grand bucket list of 2019. So, that means the top ten things that we want to do before we die. Dying isn’t fun I guess, but someone has to do it. Do I sound loose now?

Lilou: Very much so, dear. The Ancient One said, in Dr Strange, that death is what gives life meaning. I believe that.

John: That was profound. You are messing up my loose flow here.

Lilou: Sorry, love.

John: I forgive you my love. Or should I say, thaz righty-doo, sis?

Lilou: What happened to “baby”?

John: Let us not linger on with that topic. Let us instead race ahead and get all groovy. What is number ten on our Bucket List?

Lilou: This is gonna take forever, can’t we just write the list here, you groovy man, you?

John: Ok. Fasten your seatbelt and crash the car. Here we go:

1. Bring free speech to the world.
2. Travel all the world without getting blown up.
3. Publish another mind-blowing book that is ten years ahead of its time.
4. Receive more mails saying “I’m alive because of you guys”.
5. Revolutionize the world of art.
6. Remarry in Budapest.
7. Buy an apartment overlooking the Danube.
8. Record another album that will re-define music history.
9. Quit our day jobs and work full time as the 8th wonder of the world.
10. Become BFFs with at least three far right wing presidents.

 
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