Monthly Archives: April 2019


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     BEDROOM STAR Lilou has bought a new lamp | Lilou loves her new lamp | John calls her a Nazi John: The Bedroom Star is not a star at all, and strictly speaking it is not necessarily limited to use in the bedroom either. Why don’t you […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     THE NETFLIX SYNDROME “The Netflix Syndrome” is the topic of the day | Lilou is upset | John is upset too John: Today we are discussing the enormous problem we have labelled “The Netflix Syndrome”, which basically means… Lilou: Which basically means using streaming services as propaganda […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     PORNO Lilou & John discuss porno | John makes comparisons | Lilou has all the answers, as ususal John: We have quit porno. It’s like quit smoking, isn’t it? Lilou: No, I don’t get sudden porno urges. John: That is correct. No comparison can withstand any closer […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     FIRST GIG Lilou & John talk about their first gig in Norway | Lilou is surprised | John likes Norwegian brown cheese John: We went to Norway recently to play a few songs. What is your best memory from the trip? Lilou: When we were about to […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     EDM NOVEAUX Lilou & John talk about their upcoming album | John calls their fans “the literallies” | Lilou expects the album to be banned John: Ok, the title of this post may sound a bit weird but we are currently recording and mixing our first EDM […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     THE PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE Lilou & John answer “The Pivot Questionnaire” | Lilou reveals her favorite swear word | John reveals his ambition to be a new Tancred of Antioch John: Ok sugar mama, today you suggested that we should answer “The Pivot Questionnaire”. Could you start by […]
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