Monthly Archives: February 2019


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     A LOST WORLD John starts talking about traditionalism and progressivism | Lilou says some really profound things | We learn why shit makes you stronger John: There is no way going back to the country we grew up in I think. That is forever gone, isn’t it? […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     THE LIPSTICK John hates modern architecture | Lilou is not as radical | We learn why Lilou does not work in a skyscraper. John: Modern architecture is so ugly. It can be nice on rare occasions, but overall it’s just disgusting, isn’t it? Lilou: I think it […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     VEGGY TROLLY Lilou & John talk about vegetarian food | We learn how to properly name their kind of vegetarianism | Lilou creates a veggie start kit for beginners. John: We used to fill our trolleys with all kinds of old crap at the supermarket, but since […]
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  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     THE INFORMATION WAR Lilou & John talk about free speech | We learn about Björn who was sent to prison for his opinions | They explain why their song “Payback Day” has become famous. John: People are going to jail in Sweden because of their opinions. Is […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     FROM THE CRYPT Lilou & John explain why Devon Rex is the best cat breed ever. John: Cats are wonderful, furry and extremely self-obsessed, but Devon Rex are a little bit extra aren’t they? Lilou: Yeah, they are dumb and annoying as well. But I love them […]
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  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     VIVE LA REVOLUTION Lilou & John are talking about some of the morons that have criticized their band | Lilou admits that she enjoys watching porn | John never says anything fun. John: Vive la revolution! Isn’t it good to be on the barricades against everything and […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     TRAIL OF TEARS AND BUNS Lilou & John remember their trips to the recording studio | They discuss why “Cherokee” by Europe is bad lyrics | John talks a little about religion. John: What is your best memory from our visits to recording studios? Lilou: Oh, wow, […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     VEGETARYANS John makes a funny reference to Adolf Hitler | Lilou & John discuss vegetarianism | Lilou reveals why the Japanese fought together with Germany during World War II. John: Let’s talk about vegetarianism. Did you know Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian? Lilou: I believe I heard […]
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  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     ORIGINAL Lilou explains how patches can make a leather jacket look better | Lilou & John discuss masculine versus girly accessories. John: This leather jacket is a real treat for my eyes. The patches are great, but when combined like this they make the jacket shine. How […]


  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     HELLBOY Lilou & John discuss the Hellboy movies | Lilou explains why she loves Karl Ruprecht and has sympathy for Prince Nuada. John: This image makes me think about the Hellboy movies. Personally, I love him. He smokes cigars, loves cats and reminds of Donald Trump on […]