Category Archives: YAP

THE PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     THE PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE Lilou & John answer “The Pivot Questionnaire” | Lilou reveals her favorite swear word | John reveals his ambition to be a new Tancred of Antioch John: Ok sugar mama, today you suggested that we should answer “The Pivot Questionnaire”. Could you start by […]
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STUPIDITY FOR DUMMIES

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     STUPIDITY FOR DUMMIES John wants to know more about stupidity | Lilou tells us about the difference between dormant and actual stupidity | John says “poop” John: Is stupidity a disease or a choice or something else? Let us figure that out today, honey. Lilou: This is […]
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BAD

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     BAD Lilou & John discuss bad things | Lilou is bad | Lilou is hungry John: Today we are talking about everything they say is bad. Sugar. Racism. Capitalism. What is bad and why is it bad? Lilou: …You forgot being fat. John: Sure. Being fat is […]

VEGGY TROLLY

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     VEGGY TROLLY Lilou & John talk about vegetarian food | We learn how to properly name their kind of vegetarianism | Lilou creates a veggie start kit for beginners. John: We used to fill our trolleys with all kinds of old crap at the supermarket, but since […]
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FROM THE CRYPT

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     FROM THE CRYPT Lilou & John explain why Devon Rex is the best cat breed ever. John: Cats are wonderful, furry and extremely self-obsessed, but Devon Rex are a little bit extra aren’t they? Lilou: Yeah, they are dumb and annoying as well. But I love them […]
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VEGETARYANS

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     VEGETARYANS John makes a funny reference to Adolf Hitler | Lilou & John discuss vegetarianism | Lilou reveals why the Japanese fought together with Germany during World War II. John: Let’s talk about vegetarianism. Did you know Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian? Lilou: I believe I heard […]
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GARBAGE

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     GARBAGE Lilou & John are debating garbage disposal | Lilou explains why she dislikes upcykling and poseurs | John hints that Singapore might have the solution. John: Time for a serious issue. Should garbage be burned or should we just toss it into the rivers like they […]
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BUCKET LIST

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     BUCKET LIST John tries to be cool | He isn’t | We learn what Lilou & John want to do before they die. John: Alright, I wanna use contractions like “wanna” and call you baby, because it’s time to be loose and leave our comfort zone. This […]
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THE MAO

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     THE MAO John tries to start a conversation about a day trip | Lilou kills the conversation | We learn the meaning of the expression “the Lenin and the Mao”. John: Today we will talk about day trips. In southern Sweden there is a lake called Vättern. […]
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MADE IN SWEDEN

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     MADE IN SWEDEN Lilou & John start talking about bringing up kids but get sidetracked. John says “groovy”. John: Kids. We make them ourselves. Isn’t that just a wonderful thing to spend your time doing? Lilou: I’ve done lots of worse things. John: Raising them is fun […]
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