Category Archives: ENTERTAINMENT

NOT DEAD YET

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     NOT DEAD YET Lilou & John list five movies everyone must see | Lilou comes up with some good suggestions | John is a relic from the past John: You call this picture “Not dead yet” and I think that could be a good name for our […]

VIVE LA REVOLUTION

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     VIVE LA REVOLUTION Lilou & John are talking about some of the morons that have criticized their band | Lilou admits that she enjoys watching porn | John never says anything fun. John: Vive la revolution! Isn’t it good to be on the barricades against everything and […]

TRAIL OF TEARS AND BUNS

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     TRAIL OF TEARS AND BUNS Lilou & John remember their trips to the recording studio | They discuss why “Cherokee” by Europe is bad lyrics | John talks a little about religion. John: What is your best memory from our visits to recording studios? Lilou: Oh, wow, […]

HELLBOY

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     HELLBOY Lilou & John discuss the Hellboy movies | Lilou explains why she loves Karl Ruprecht and has sympathy for Prince Nuada. John: This image makes me think about the Hellboy movies. Personally, I love him. He smokes cigars, loves cats and reminds of Donald Trump on […]

ROADCRAWLER

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     ROADCRAWLER We learn why music was better before 1945 | Lilou & John present their new Spotify playlist | Lilou explains why the expression “dyke hair cut” isn’t offensive. John: I think modern music is no good. What do you think? Lilou: Well, I’ve become quite picky […]

CALM THE PHUQUE DOWN

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     CALM THE PHUQUE DOWN Lilou & John talk about their new Spotify playlist | John impersonates Sam from “Lord of the Rings” | John wants to reconquer Jerusalem. John: We have put together a Spotify playlist with choirs and such. It feels like we are inside a […]

DEATHTRAP: VAN HELSING

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     DEATHTRAP: VAN HELSING Lilou & John discuss the video game Deathtrap: Van Helsing | We learn that Lilou is not a natural born killer | We also learn why Lilou married John. John: You have started playing a new game on Xbox One. Not really that new, […]

GEMS OF WAR

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     GEMS OF WAR Lilou & John review the video game Gems of War | They talk about some of the general differences between men and women. John: We discovered Gems of War last year. I love the mix of three-in-a-row and card collector game with endless possibilities […]

NERVE WAR COLLAB

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     NERVE WAR COLLAB Lilou & John discuss the physical and mental effects of Nerve War | They talk about their fifth album | Lilou makes a reference to Van Gogh. John: So we are crossing the Atlantic ocean are we? Well, not literally, but we are working […]

THE END

  CAFÉ GUILLOTINE | BORN DOXXED     THE END Lilou & John redirect their honorable readers to more good places on the Internet. John: It looks like we have reached the end of this blog. Or the start, depending on how you look at it. Where do you suggest that we link to from […]