Café Guillotine
Café Guillotine
Café Guillotine


We are Lilou & John, the vanguard of progressive reactionary music renaissance.

Born doxxed by the powers that be, we save the world from narrow-mindedness, re-define popular music and cook great vegetarian food at the same time. We love video games, odd music and hedonistic road trips. We eat chèvre-ruccola-fig marmelade sandwich for breakfast, question the media elite for lunch, and enjoy a lemon drink in the evening.

Café Guillotine is your Nr 1 revolutionary resort.


We started working on Café Guillotine in 2017, beside our other two main projects, the online art gallery Madame Revolutionary and The Poet and the music duo Lilou & John.

The dialogue format is the result of endless trial and error that finally developed into a “written podcast” which emphasizes both our personalities in a brutally frank manner.

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